Monday, June 11, 2007

Paris Hilton Jailed for Accepting Christ????


There has been much speculation recently as to why Paris Hilton was released early. The fact is that LA jails are overcrowded and almost any other person in her position would never been put in jail in the first place. Why then is she in prison? Paris has professed her faith in our Lord and Savior and the left-wing liberal judges out there in Hollyweird can't stand it (I will admit that she has not led a completely Christian life, but once you have accepted Jesus all is forgiven). If she were a Scientologist, Catholic, Jew, Muslim, Mormon or any other fake religion she would be out enjoying the sin that is those religions right now. This goes to show you that there is indeed a war on Christianity and the left-wing defeatocRats out there will do anything to keep the message of Christ away from the people of the world.

2 comments:

SouthLoopScot said...

Funny how people like Paris only seem to "find" god or jesus, is when their asses are on the line!

If you look closely at the Bible she's holding, you'll notice its spine hasn't even been broken! The thing is brand new! It's a friggin' prop!
She'll be back to her normal self as soon as she leaves jail.

Ohio Neocon said...

The Bible is new because she has only recently accepted Christ. I would give her the benefit of the doubt about what she will do after prison. Perhaps she will go around the country giving speeches on how Jesus saved her life.