Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Santorum to Sanitize Hollywierd


Former Senator Rick Santorum is going to Hollyweird!
umors have been buzzing throughout Harrisburg that Santorum was connecting with McEveety, who produced Mel Gibson blockbusters such as "Braveheart," "The Passion of the Christ" and "We Were Soldiers," on a project.

"I am not doing anything with Mel Gibson," said Santorum, a former U.S. senator from Penn Hills who now is a senior fellow with the Ethics and Public Policy Center, a conservative Washington think tank.
This is great news for Christianity. Rick Santorum is known for his faith and his ability to route evil from his midsts. Perhaps this project will lead to a Christian Hollyweird, which would be great for our country and the world. Just think of all of the good and Christian movies that could be made when all of the sinners are banished from Hollyweird! Redemption is near!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This is a great thing. As long as the Islamofascist spawn of Satan come after all of us, even our "Peace-loving, gay, African-American, Vegan, Quadriplegic, Blue-State Atheists," for crying out loud, we might just as well shout it loud and shout it proud! So to speak...